2011/05/10

He Ran into Me the Other Day on His Journey to Consult the Oracle of Escalated Suffering

The presidency of George Bush was and is still of rubeful educational benefit to me (if not dead children in Afghanistan and Iraq). The hypothetical was broached here yesterday for the first time in my recent memory: What if Gore won 2000 and was president after 9/11? Kerry had won in 2004 re: war?

The presidency of Barack Obama has been of chagrining educational benefit to me (if not dead children in Iraq and Afghanistan and Libya and Yemen and by proxy Palestine and who knows where the fuck else though there must be fuck many), for without Obama's (or any Democratic) presidency my answer to the above question would have been as rubeful in 2011 as it was in 2004, 2008.

The pretexts and justifications and targets might have differed (and which Ira do you think Gore's VPOTUS would have advocated bombing for reelection? Trick question! Death to the Either/Or!) but Corporate would have been as served within .06% + or - as of the second you finish this sentence.













INCIDENT ON THE ROAD TO THE CAPITAL


Dana Wier

A wolf had grown tired of his character and sought
to find a means to transform himself into something
more vicious, more deadly. While his coat was slick,
thick and well-colored, for he was an excellent hunter,
he yearned for something to do that had nothing to do
with survival or instinct. He no longer killed because
he needed to or could. All that was useless, too practical,
too obvious. He wanted to kill for some other purpose.
For all of his successfully completed kills, his perfect
record of stealth and elusion, he felt nothing. When he
ran into me the other day on his journey to consult the
oracle of escalated suffering we shared a table in the
shade of a parasol tree in whose branches were preening
half a dozen or so birds with gaudy chromatic feathers.
A few of these fell onto the dome of his forehead but he
was too engrossed in his story to brush them away. He
didn't look like a very serious wolf. I think he was
missing a real opportunity
.