(When I'm anxious I'm anxious I'm anxious)

When I'm anxious I'm anxious I'm anxious
when I'm not anxious I'm anxious I'm not
I keep my work email open on weekends
I pay wifi fees overseas and keep DC time
It's been five minutes since I checked my statcounter
I'm reading a novel, it's brilliant,
but a main conceit is the 500 page sentence propped by faulty semi-colons:
I'm anxious I'm over-penalizing costume at dialogue's cost