2013/04/30

I Told Him, Sam, It's Time to Take Off the Puppet Head




  • Holyfuck! New leader in clubhouse of my favorite noises for my complicit subjugation to the tyranny of lists based on arbitrary calendar points for 2013! Wowee!
  • The existential threat of misunderstanding.
  • Been a while since a I've seen an episode of King of Anarchists. If there was going to be a monologue today it would have been a riff on this, but fuck that.
  • Today's and Wednesday's additions to Newest Gag are taken care of with Kierkguardians, which is a rebranding of a blog gone moribund in Because Right and Dawg's Blawg, which I found via its Kind bump of my GEICO/Pillsbury/TSA post.
  • Today's bleggalgaze: I'm getting there. No, not there, there.
  • Rather than link to a specific post, go read Ivan's recent series on meaning and morality.
  • Cheap bastard denies he's a cheap bastard.
  • Richard recommends a novel. My confession: Edmond sent me a copy of his novel, I failed it like I fail every novel now. Will try again.
  • I've never read poetry better - as in, been enveloped by, can concentrate without trying - than now. Dig the Beer poem below.
  • Karen Scolfield (h/t @timesflow and here).
  • More reasons to wish Pachebel's mother had strangled him in the crib.
  • A tweet from last night: Also, Kitchens of Distinction: & Guided by Voices & Lindsey Buckingham
  • OK, it's a tie between the Anthroprophh and the - holyfuck! - Deux Filles, which breaks my heart over and over, it's so beautiful:




   
THE WASTE LAND

John Beer

‘Aber die Thronen, wo? Die Tempel, und wo die Gefäße,
Wo mit Nektar gefüllt, Göttern zu Lust der Gesang?  

‘Someone’s got it in for me’  

for Jack Spicer
the fabber craftsman

I. THE FUNERAL MARCH (CHICAGO AND ORLEANS)

Once more in the city I cannot name,
the boat city, the city of light,
the city that endures its fall,
the city of pleasures and vicissitudes,
the skier’s city, Fun City, the city under the sky,
city of crime and vegetables, Pornograph City,
the city governed by the Lost and Found Department,
cabinet city, city of the bends, the opium city,
Swing City, Archetype City, city of dust,
city that eludes the seven ages, muskrat city,
the island city of daughters and wives,
Sin City, city of sincerity, the cavernous city,
the city of conventions, hatmaker city,
Alphabet City, city of the last and first,
the city called Marrakesh (I know it is not Marrkesh),
industrial city, the city of airplane booze,
center city, the city without shoulders, the city that forgot,
the trampoline city, Abacus City, the city of tears,
the real city (or the city of the desert),
the unreal city (or the city of good will),
the city of rust, of showers, of late blooming aster,
Hygiene City, the city of logistics—
once more in the city called Halloween
(I know it is not Halloween), I gathered
the five true ingredients of gunpowder
and arranged to meet my younger brother Stetson
next noon at the Heartland Cafe.

Why do you walk with your face turned from me?
All you do is complain and complain.
What is this thing called love? It is nothing
reliable, not like this silk cravat
on which tiny turtles hover
suspended against an amber background.
The knot needs to be loosened. Night has come.
I walk in the garden amid the late-blooming roses
and guard my glass from the moon.
This morning the police came for me.
They brought a letter covered with signs
I could not decipher. They demanded
I register my address properly,
because they are sorely tested by the time’s demands
and cannot function as my delivery service.
I met their angry gazes with a sigh, and I proclaimed:
“April is the coolest month, which brings
happy policeman the pleasant dreams of spring.”
They still refused to answer my questions.
I know my life is in terrible danger.
What is this thing called love?


                         II. DON’T LOOK BACK
 
A degree or two to the right
of an imagined meridian
marking time’s monotonous ecliptic
tracing and retracing the animal steps
that bring the man down narrow hallways,
a painting hangs, depicting
an almond tree in blossom, unfurling
white petals against a deepening green,
brown brushstrokes scarring the field,
and in the center of the decentered vista,
a fleck of canvas erupts through the paint,
as when air thrusts itself to fill a vacuum,
or after galactic gyrations the light
of a now-cold star reveals itself to us
and breaks the settled pattern of the sky.
For if the tree implies a quiet place
where pendulums might rest,
the heart decline to beat, a place
of time disclosing the lattice of time,
each node identical, complete within itself,
its infinite simplicity sufficient
to lure the mind out of its droning dream
of traffic, footstools, marzipan, and clouds
back to itself, if the tree must be a sign
of the viewer’s hunger to escape from signs
and thereby lose the world, the tiny scar
unmakes the fiction that sustains the tree,
the way a cashier’s knowing jibe
at the record you had waited weeks to buy,
recommended to you by a woman you barely know
who mentioned it in passing, then returned
to her diatribe against the host who failed
to invite her boyfriend or her companion’s boyfriend—
you had only half been listening until she said,
“It sounds like nothing else, not like the wind
or ocean, not even like the early Pixies,
though it has that effect on you, something like
getting a letter addressed to someone else
that ends up addressed to you, in that
reading it with a proper sense of shame
throws your devotion to formalities
completely out the window. I think they’re from New York,”
and meant to ask her how the band was spelled,
but the moment had passed, your cigarettes were out,
and the birdless night grew colder. You returned
to people you felt more familiar with,
the oddly Teutonic name in the back of your mind,
and only later came across it in the discount bin
of the Princeton Record Exchange, whose clerks
everyone knows are assholes, so the sneer
on the Tom Verlaine guy’s lips was no surprise,
though it gripped you with a sense as far from panic
as it resembled exile. No song can bear
the weight we need to place upon it;
nothing returns as we ask it to return.
O O that T.S. Eliot
he’s such a shrinking violet
and if you think I sigh a lot
try life with T.S. Eliot
Sam’s problem was he would always compare himself
to other people. I told him, Sam, you don’t need to be
a hero. But now I can see I was wrong. I wanted him
to be heroic, but not in that guerilla theater way.
I told him, Sam, it’s time to take off the puppet head.
You could give him a little credit, though, for standing up
against corporate hegemony. He always buys his coffee
from locally owned establishments, and he shoplifts
all those books of poetry from Barnes and Noble.
Oh, everyone deserves a little credit. All the angry
little men in angry little rooms can write
their diagnoses, xerox their zines, and dream
that someday they’ll become the next Debord.
In the meantime, how am I supposed to live?
None of us is getting any younger. Power clutches
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT BORDERS.
WE WILL BE CLOSING IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.
everyone with a velvet embrace. But isn’t
a life deformed by constant struggle a life
as much defined by power’s rule as one
in which you carve space out for yourself?
I want to find my happiness on my own terms.
That’s what we all want—isn’t it? At least,
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT BORDERS.
WE WILL BE CLOSING IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.
thank God, we live in a day and age
where people aren’t afraid to talk about orgasms.
Speaking of which, you’ve got to go see
the Orphée that just opened at Performers’ Collective.
Al the actors have been in car crashes,
and they’ve added an orgy—it’s a little derivative,
but what isn’t, these days? OK, got to run,
ciao, I’ll see you later, love to all.
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT BORDERS.
WE WILL BE CLOSING IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT BORDERS.
WE WILL BE CLOSING IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.
       III. BALLAD OF THE POLICE DEPARTMENT
 
“Loving a music man ain’t always
what it’s supposed to be,” she thought
as the fang pierced her heel and she sank.
This is the song of love and the law,
of what is enduring and what disappears.
Dissolving, her eye met its twin in the water
(or was it a glass in the guise of a stream?)
In the cafe, the boys drank to Orpheus.
Encircled by drafts on the tables and floor,
he waved a half-wave and lit a Gitane.
Sirens we were used to, but so early?
Through a window specked by last night’s rain,
I saw Wojohowicz give him the news,
then returned to my book: The Invention of Chance.
This is the song of atomic decay.
Contemporary fascination
with corporal preservation
recapitulates the ancient
ceremonies of atonement,
or so, at least, it seems to me,
as I lecture empty rooms
on F.H. Bradley and the moon.
Not the moon you lovers see,
the moon as it appears to me
and me alone, my eyes refined
by distillation in the mind.
My moon rains light through long night hours
awake within the prison tower
of internal experience,
the tower holding thief and prince,
stockbroker and the child of fame,
identically, but not the same.
One hears the scraping of the key.
One wishes one were one, not me.
Through darkness he descended to the platform.
One quarter struck another. Buskers
danced in supplication of the shadows,
mirroring the disgraced King of Pop.
White noise announced the train. Orpheus wept.
After North and Clybourn comes Division,
and after Division, the final law, whose lord
sits anxiously beside his stolen bride.
I will not pretend I know the song he sang
before the dreadful pair. You know the stories
as well as I: that from the gramophone
a swell of scratch and hurl and gem-like glint,
of vouchsafed soul and breakbeats reconciled,
shattered the shale resolve of Death himself:
edict turned to grace. But I can still
remind you of the lesson coming up,
paused as we are at the axis of our hope.
Necessity may, for a moment, yield to love,
but love explodes each moment in its drive
to the next, and the next, and the next, like footsteps—
With a sudden cry Sgt. Wojo averred:
“The song of policemen has yet to be heard!
You can call it ignoble, or even absurd,
But my comrades have hung on each sibilant word,
And we’ve waited and waited as locations blurred
From subway to Hades: we’ve yet to be heard!”
Amid shouts of sha-hoobla, tik-tak, and tra-lay,
The song of policemen now carried the day.
Brass buttons new polished, bright jackets fresh pressed,
And riot protectors protecting their chests,
From buses and wagons policemen erupted,
From storefronts and stations, and uninterrupted
They sang as they rounded up each interloper:
Each anti-war chanter, each car window soaper.
They sang like a city-sized 8-track recorder,
And phalanxed, Miranda’ed, preserved the disorder
That the bravest policeman felt clutch at his heart
From the untamed community begging his art.
“Hey-hey-o,” they sang, and such pleasant palaver,
And then morning came. They were walking cadavers.
They might tell funny stories, or wrestle, or shout,
But something—divine spark? the soul?—had gone out.
And all of the people and all of the streets
And all of the sweet shops where young lovers meet
Invisibly withered, and no one could say
Where deadness had come from, how long it might stay.
But now Wojohowicz regrets his decision
To insert himself. There will be no revision.
So he takes off his hat and he gives up his gun
And that’s how the song of the policemen is done.
Where were you then?
             I was at North and Clybourn.
No one was with you?
            I was alone.
And Death’s dispensation?
            It came with conditions.
Conditions you flouted?
            I slipped. The underworld does not forgive.
 
When all aloud the wind is blowing,
   And coughing drowns the poet’s song,
And terminals brood softly glowing,
   And Marian wears a blue sarong,
When synthecrabs squirm in the beaker,
Then nightly hums the opaque speaker
            Tu-who;
Tu-whit, tu-who—a subtle note,
While Joan stirs on in a distant plot.
Arm. The words of Mercury are oddly muted after the studies
   of Jessie Weston. You, that way: we, this way.
                    IV. GAZA STRIP
    
            A current under sea
Picked his bones in whispers. And this I know.
Forgot the way of gulls. He rose and fell.
His teeth as white as snow.
A current under sea. O you
Walk her every day into the deep sea swell.
She passed the stages of her age and youth.
Orpheus wept. A big big love.
O you who turn the wheel,
Consider how his bones were picked,
A fortnight dead. And this I know.
Gentile or Phoenician, dark Don Juan,
A big big love. A big big love. As tall as you.

                    V. DEATH TO POETRY
 
Orpheus awoke in the poem of disguises, the poem once called “The Waste Land.” Friends, listen up. He gathered the remnants of the life he had dreamed. He renounced the burden of the name he bore. He began to walk.

Orpheus walked down Milwaukee Avenue toward the Flatiron Building. He passed bodegas, taquerias, vintage stores. He met a hustler with a gas can. He walked past the anarchist kids. And he walked, and he walked, and he walked past the cabdrivers trading insults in Urdu, and he walked past convenience stores, and he walked past Latin Kings, and he walked past waitresses getting off night shifts, and he walked past jazz stars that nobody recognized, he walked past the students, the teachers, the cops. And the sky was the color of eggplant and tire fires, the sky was the field that resisted exhaustion. And he walked, and he walked past the puddles and gutters. And no one walked with him. And SUVs burned, and the asphalt ran liquid and Orpheus saw the dissolving sky and he knew that the name of the poem he had entered could not be “The Waste Land” or even “White Phosphorus,” or “The Song of Policemen.” In his pocket he fingered a tiny slip of paper. He opened and read it. It said, “This is the death of the poet.” And yes. And yes. This is the death of the poet.
Shhhh. I am allergic to melodrama.
Shhhh. The serpent encircles the world.
Shhhh. There is plausible explanation.
But watch it! the daughters of Ismara,
Their heaving chests wrapped up in beastly fleece,
From their hilltop perch, catch sight of Orpheus
Smithing his voice to match plucked strings.
Cunctaque tela forent cantu mollita, sed ingens
Clamor et infracto Berecyntia tibia cornu
Typanaque et plausus et Bacchei ululatus
Obstrepuere sono citharae, tum denique saxa
Non exauditi rubuerunt sanguine vatis.
And the stones grew red with the blood of the poet.
These footnotes have I shored against my ruins.
These footnotes
                                       shhhh
                                                    we set foot
in a world ash-sick, a bad dream world
no longer the mirror, no longer the poem
the birdless night grew colder
And once the poem ended, commentary began. I said, I, the author, said, “Orpheus is a mask in a poem infected with masks.” I said, “The importance of footnotes cannot be overestimated.” I said, “The essential problem of the poem is the essential problem of our time, of all time: how to love one another.” And I was not, readers, Orpheus, and I did not descend into the depths, and I have only these words to defend me, and the shadows, the shadows howl for my blood
Once more in the city he refused to name
a phenomenon that I have often noticed
Once more in the city that endures its fall
Well then Ile fix you. Mackie’s back in town
Once more in the city called Barnes and Noble
an elaborate deception, like a bird
Once more in the city that everyone forgot
and swerved to catch the sun on its wing
cf. McGinty, Possum Among the Hoopoes
a broken face, a city of dust and telescopy
abandoned the ruse that had once been the poem
and listened as the buildings lightly sang:
            Oh we’ll meet again
            When all the rained out faces
            And all the bomb-scarred places
            Kiss me kiss me kiss me
            Under the telegraphic moon
            And I won’t get up, I won’t
            Get up, I’ll never, never, never



2013/04/29

Sedentary Intellectuals Raised in the Bosom of the Bourgeoisie Can Also Learn to Work




This commercial, I saw it on TV sometime midday yesterday, I can't stop thinking about it. I admit I don't see a lot of commercials and don't pay attention to many after two seconds, but this one I've been unpacking since I saw it and the more I unpack the more I see needs unpacking. Since the youtube might die soon or never, here, for future late tuner-inners: the Pillsbury Doughboy, his turn in front of a long line of aggrieved travelers to pass through TSA screening, giggles in delight when fingered by a fat white middle-aged TSA agent. How happy are people who switch to GEICO? asshole with the guitar asks asshole with the mandolin, answer being people fingered by TSA agents. And I'm such a whack I think, there are no accidents round here, whether deliberate or, more likely and frighteningly, not, so seamless is the overlap it's not even considered by the applicators.
  












REVOLUTIONARIES, 1929

Adam Kirsch


Twelve years on, the beard that Lenin wore
Still sharpens revolutionary chins
To dagger-points held ready for the war
In which the outgunned proletarians
Will triumph thanks to these, their generals,
Whose rounded shoulders and round glasses say
That sedentary intellectuals
Raised in the bosom of the bourgeoisie
Can also learn to work — if not with hands,
Then with the liberated consciousness
That shrinks from nothing since it understands
What’s coming has to come. The monuments
To which the future genuflects will bear
These faces, so intelligently stern,
Under whose revolutionary stare
Everything that is burnable must burn.



2013/04/28

It Was Like Beating on a Blood Pie



Shecky Obama, ladies and gentlemen, he's here at the Disposition Matrix every night through January 2017 (don't miss Kill List Tuesdays! Happy Hour specials!). Oh, my soccer team sucks, think Kevin Payne isn't laughing? Oh, and hell is Brahm's First Symphony, I'd forgot what a transparent rip-off of homage to Beethoven it is, lordy does it suck, but a very small hell compared to being stuck on the fourth floor of a parking garage filled with 80 year old drivers all trying to leave at once, honking their horns. I'm going outside.





EPOCH AND SODA

Clark Coolidge

It was like beating on a blood pie        stopping
off for a gel cap rung 'round with ex-custard
applied just barely to the lip of the rosebud top
later suffering from nailover        on the mend?
not quite yet        so far so tight that
the windows jumped        the car barn snapped
pumpkins come with the own extinguishers
the hardness of a haberdashery complex
controlled experiment or else convulsions
let me at that piano a Pinkerton I believe
as Miles smiles reverses all his numbers
backing the vehicle into itself it manages
Ashley Montague in a lemon disposition
and don't spare the Unguentine        pass the carbons


2013/04/27

closing can't live long in a can




 




  • What's with the Bartok? United plays tonight in Columbus (minus Chris Pontius who pulled a groin, I remember turning to this guy and saying, why the fuck is Ben Olsen having a guy with a history of groin pulls take the free kicks?), I'm not going to watch because I'll be in Strathmore with Earthgirl listening to the BSO do that Bartok and Brahm's First Symphony.
  • I had not seen this (thanks @AnotherSpammer) re: mandatory and compulsory patriotism at sporting events. I had been watching a Nats game in my determined pursuit of ending my flirtation with the disease, and apparently at Nats Park patrons are required to stand up some mid-inning and wave their hats in support of military.
  • I've lived in suburban DC for 47 years, my twitter feed is exploding in angst over the firing of Jack Diamond, I have to ask: who the hell is Jack Diamond? 
  • MOCO FAIL!
  • William Gass interview.
  • Anthony's weekly litlinks.
  • He also recommends this interview w/Bernard Stiegler (who I was completely unaware of).
  • Proust, for those of you who do (or wish they could).
  • The Bartok piece only has three movements, so you get a Penderecki after the poem.





    
THE WAY CLEAR

Clark Coolidge

Now we're in superspace even the tiniest
rivet is sentient   participating
particle emptiness proximal set
it's got to be around here someplace and closing
can't live long in a can   space is
a continual enchantment of the nonoriginary
hello Mother               don't knock it
there are spiral pitfalls       a collapse below
the infinitesimal though limitless leeway
your thought does not persist on most levels
transfers not       much of anywhere
points you can hear the valences lifting
gear-pure but cancel even that
go back you forgot the cat
  

2013/04/26

unsung the tiny human esophagus what a conundrum where memory is a lot of dead hair



   
No Thursday Night Pints for a second straight week - people are busy - and I'm busy today (and hope to play outside all weekend), but I want to point out a new blogroll over in the left column, Newest Gag. The plan is to add a new-to-me blog every day through May: the more Blegsylvania dies (and see how fewer and fewer bloggers keep blogging) the more I want to read new people. There are two there now, one for yesterday, one for today, so so far, goal met. I'll need raid some of your blogrolls, and I welcome suggestions of your favorites you've not seen mentioned here. Sure, it's attention-trolling, I admit daily I'm a slut when I can't be a whore, and I admit Kind is a form of passive aggression but also it can simultaneously be Kind. As always, if you're Kinding me but me not you please let me know.












FORSAKEN PEN I'LL FORGET

Clark Coolidge

Reality be dashed       I live in the quick
no bulk       sat there       funny       things happen
those dark swimming ways       architecture
hospitality       a flesh wound       the Duke of Earl
the real what's left when you don't sleep
even if you do or especially       no prizes
those dispatches       flakes off an iron bell
left on the avenue with the kliegs       unsung
the tiny human esophagus what a conundrum
where memory is a lot of dead hair       as a child
I held it to the light       the world there
in those common toys       breathing on the weights
measuring spoonfuls       nothing to say
wide as the rest of the empty way
  

2013/04/25

Its Syrupy Drag on the Half-Dark City Under the Strict Surveillance of Quotation Marks



There, a full facial, copper, turned sideways for aesthetic reasons, not to be coy. Friend Jim (asks what if everything you believe turns out to be wrong) in comments, friend Randal too, joked I'd exposed myself to facial recognition profiles by posting photos of my eyes, joke being my yodels over the years about my compulsive digital self-implication that if Power wants to know who I am they know who I am. Two years or so ago I ran a gag on Senator Barbara Mikulski, D-Fort Meade/NSA, showing a photo of Divine as Babs (serendipitous, Waters' recent birthday) and a youtube I regret now posting* in which I compared her to a wombat. I got openly fingered by Senate bots and DoJ bots, I assume routinely, not primarily with intention to intimidate (though certainly with intention to intimidate) but as a cod caught in some word search algorithm. You, if you gave a damn, could discover my name, maybe not find images of my face since I've always been (folk can vouch) camera-phobic, believe me, if I am anyone of interest to Power Power knows where to find me.
   










"AN ARCHIVE OF CONFESSIONS, A GENEALOGY OF CONFESSIONS"

Joshua Clover

Now the summer air exerts its syrupy drag on the half-dark
City under the strict surveillance of quotation marks.
The citizens with their cockades and free will drift off
From the magnet of work to the terrible magnet of love.
In the far suburbs crenellated of Cartesian yards and gin
The tribe of mothers calls the tribe of children in
Across the bluing evening. It’s the hour things get
To be excellently pointless, like describing the alphabet.
Yikes. It’s fine to be here with you watching the great events
Without taking part, clinking our ice as they advance
Yet remain distant. Like the baker always about to understand
Idly sweeping up that he is the recurrence of Napoleon
In a baker’s life, always interrupted by the familiar notes
Of a childish song, “no more sleepy dreaming,” we float
Casually on the surface of the day, staring at the bottom,
Jotting in our daybooks, how beautiful, the armies of autumn. 



2013/04/24


Killing, Nesting, Dying



       
I know I posted Gnod within the past week or so, have it again, it's so good, but yes, the two people whose opinions matter like the new glasses. Planet actually helped with the selection, I texted her photos of me trying them on in a mirror, the crew at Lenscrafters amused. Two bits of bleggalgazing: first, since I said I was going to take last night's header photo of Rosie and the sub-lede down I feel obligated to make this post though I thought for two hours I could stall it until Thursday, whattadope. Second, I also want to spend a sentence demonstrating how small I am by thanking the three people I linked to for the first time each taking one second to see where the traffic was coming from before deciding my unworthiness: Blegsylvanians, sheesh, be Kind, motherfuckers. Also What class. Not a bug, a feature. My future hell. Boatload of links. Panting for breath on a virtual shoreKnow truth v avoid error. Tunneling under New York. Anatomy of a spambot. A poet on the roadWho is a contemporary poet? The glass essayWhat would jesus christ sexx godd doGnod's soundcloud. Feldman. Also so good, the new Anthroprophh, a song below the poem, lots more will be here soon.





GLASS

A.R. Ammons

The song
sparrow puts all his
saying
into one
repeated song:
what

variations, subtleties
he manages,
to encompass denser
meanings, I'm
too coarse
to catch: it's

one song, an over-reach
from which
all possibilities,
like filaments,
depend:
killing,

nesting, dying,
sun or cloud,
figure up
and become
song - simple, hard:
removed.


2013/04/23

Rosie Glasses



It's true, this blog's sub-lede as I post this, the most gratuitously brazen blogwhoring post ever! since the last until the next. Once the sub-lede goes away in the morning I'll either explain in more detail the next post or most likely not, but Rosie the Terrorist, photograph is header as I type this, destroyed my glasses at 4:30 Tuesday morning. She is not now a rug. The glasses freak me out, either acquaintances I thought disliked me when they thought about me at all are suddenly, unanimously thoughtful and nice or, alternatively, fifteen years of hippie, as-invisible-as-possible round-rimmed glasses was a tactical aesthetic error.


What Could Be Sadder, My Friend Thought, Than a Clown in Need of a Context?




Three more Mingus pieces via bud Greyhoos and then one more from me at the bottom. I don't know as much about jazz as I wish - there are only so many hours - but I was turned onto Mingus by an English professor at Anne Arundel Community College (there's a story) about the time Earthgirl and I first lived together in a marina house in Deale MD (google map 6064 Drumpoint Road, Deale MD and you can see it), and while true that Mingus' music strikes pleasure tines in my brain most jazz - most music - doesn't, I also associate Mingus with wonderful times sitting in the backyard listening to Mingus, watching the sailboats come and go while steaming the blue crabs we pulled from our pots we threw off the docks and BBQing fresh bluefish friendly fisherman gave us, and awful times too, sitting in the backyard listening to Mingus with my friend Henry, a black man, and his white wife Donna, and being called over in private by two boat owners who demanded I get the fucking nigger and his white whore off the property, waking up in the morning after I told them to fuck off to find my car tires slashed, Henry and Donna's car tires slashed. The local cops taking the police report thought it was funny.




   







IF A CLOWN

Stephen Dunn

If a clown came out of the woods,
a standard looking clown with oversized
polkadot clothes, floppy shoes,
a red, bulbous nose, and you saw him
on the edge of your property,
there'd be nothing funny about that,
would there? A bear might be preferable,
especially if black and berry-driven.
And if this clown began waving his hands
with those big, white gloves
that clowns wear, and you realized
he wanted your attention, had something
apparently urgent to tell you,
would you pivot and run from him,
or stay put, as my friend did, who seemed
to understand here was a clown
who didn't know where he was,
a clown without a context.
What could be sadder, my friend thought,
than a clown in need of a context?
If then the clown said to you
that he was on his way to a kid's
birthday party, his car had broken down,
and he needed a ride, would you give
him one? Or would the connection
between the comic and the appalling,
as it pertained to clowns, be suddenly so clear
that you'd be paralyzed by it?
And if you were the clown, and my friend
hesitated, as he did, would you make
a sad face, and with an enormous finger
wipe away an imaginary tear? How far
would you trust your art? I can tell you
it worked. Most of the guests had gone
when my friend and the clown drove up,
and the family was angry. But the clown
twisted a balloon into the shape of a bird
and gave it to the kid, who smiled,
letting it rise to the ceiling. If you were the kid,
the birthday boy, what from then on
would be your relationship with disappointment?
With joy? Whom would you blame or extol?    


2013/04/22

Born Ninety-One Years Ago Today



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Hamster, I can't find the Mingus playlist you emailed me sometime in the near and/or distant past either onblog or in email - you didn't happen to archive it, did you? Send it (or a new one if you want) I'll post tomorrow (and anyone else's requests). I also can't find a youtube of the entire Mingus Mingus Mingus album, have this:


Sixty-Seven Today, or: After My Execution I'll Be the Subject of an Intense Search, or: United 2, Philadelphia 3, or: My Favorite Post Ever!



  
John Waters is sixty-seven today. I was young and fresh once too.

As for United 2, Philadelphia 3, I didn't go. Could have, didn't. Chose to not go, conscious decision. FIVE O'CLOCK ON A SUNNY SPRING SUNDAY AFTERNOON, I recognize United may have had less-than-zero choice to play being bound by MLS' craven contract with the assholes at motherfucking ESPN, but whoever is responsible, fuck you, FIVE O'CLOCK ON A SUNNY SPRING SUNDAY AFTERNOON, you don't schedule games for FIVE O'CLOCK ON A SUNNY SPRING SUNDAY AFTERNOON. I had a choice of playing 36 w/SeatSix and Dr Z or ruining my entire day in scheduling contortions for a FIVE O'CLOCK ON A SUNNY SPRING SUNDAY AFTERNOON United game and fuck you, fuck that.





Would have chose outside playing even if United was good though I confess the choice would be harder if United didn't suck-unto-suck, and oh my, do they suck. I did see the first twenty-five minutes on TV, here's my analysis of that twenty-five minutes of United's on-field performance:
 

2013/04/21

A Miner's Canary Caught in a Mousetrap, or: Fifty-Four Today; Sixty-Seven Today




Robert Smith was born fifty-four years ago today. All songs via Mr Alarum, he is/was a far bigger Cure fan than me if for no greater reason than Mr Alarum has a full head of hair (I've had the same haircut for thirty years) and better make-up skills than me, even the me of 1983 who couldn't have made myself look like Smith even had I tried.





The Cure hasn't aged well for me, or perhaps more accurately put, I haven't aged well for The Cure. If I had been told in 1983 that in 2013 I'd be listening to Buckingham/Nicks era Fleetwood Mac more than The Cure, the 1983 me, who had The Cure on the daily soundtrack and pretended to a deep disdain for Mac, would have laughed in disbelief. Still, they were on the daily soundtrack for at least a decade.





  • This is true, Earthgirl and Planet can vouch, when we were on our San Francisco/NoCal vacation during 2008 Spring Break, Bill Clinton was holding some bullshit Democratic think-tank money-maker that all the media flew out to cover, and on our flight home was CNN's John King and the chronically fuckwadding Chris Matthews. Forgive me, I did not highjack the plane and crash it into the Rockies, nor have I run the motherfucker down on Nebraska or Massachusetts Avenue nor shivved him in Wagshals when he's waiting for a brisket sandwich. I haven't even told him he's a fuckwad. Yes, this is one of my favorite gags.
  • Another old gag I haven't use for a while (maybe as long as this guy has been off-blog - welcome back): buying islands in Micronesia with no extradition treaties with U.S.
  • American Liberalism is fucked.
  • One the front page of Your Fucking Washington Post as I type this Sunday morning there are six lead stories and multiple bullets about the Boston bombing, not a single headline about the corporate bombing that wiped out a Texas city.
  • Oligarghs standing on the deck of the Titanic.
  • The Five Day War.
  • Black and tan. No, I don't think so, no, I won't say no.
  • Thought control and cynicism.
  • OK, this is my favorite Cure song:

   
    
      




    POST-LIVES THERAPY

    Charles Simic

    They explained to me the bloody bandages
    On the floor in the maternity ward in Rochester NY,
    Cured the backache I acquired bowing to my old master,
    Made me stop putting thumbtacks around my bed.

    They showed me an office on horseback,
    Waving a sabre next to a burning farmhouse
    And a barefoot woman in a nightgown,
    Throwing stones after him and calling him Lucifer.

    I was a straw-headed boy in patched overalls.
    Come dark a chicken would roost in my hair.
    Some even laid eggs as I played my ukelele
    And my mother and father crossed themselves.

    Next, I saw myself inside an abandoned gas station
    Constructing a spaceship out of a coffin,
    Red traffic cone, cement mixer and ear warmers,
    When a church lady fainted seeing me in my underwear.

    Some days, however, they opened door after door,
    Always to a different room, and could not find me.
    There'd be only a small squeak now and then,
    As if a miner's canary caught in a mousetrap.


    2013/04/20

    powers are marching hitherward it is known before where they arrive they move belike some things I know not what/whatever



        
    OK, here's what I would have said yesterday: it vaguely concerns me if I think about it which I don't until days like this past week that I could be killed in a terrorist attack - I live near DC, I work in DC at a place my employers proudly assure me is a high-risk target - but what terrifies me is the State in police action urged to more militarism by its corrupt and bankrupt media and cheered on by its vicariously game-playing American citizenry horny for patriotic snuff. Never lose sight of how many people in their heart of hearts enjoyed the fuck out if this, and never lose sight of what the State just learned about the current stage of snuff allotment and how much more it can increase the dose.











    OPERATIVE SPRING

    Eric Linsker

    near/gaseous twigs lacking fluency in the chunks of branch pipe
    rot centered shade, and the shade of the thrush
              stained by the suthering wind, loosens from the
    other, bit-green/brown flap of sound, redstart, touring on its side, a grass/attempt
         sticking
    with snow seen by, it brushing/delineating yellow ashes of human dropped
    forsythia like thrush, who handles the world when it looks away, the
    powers are marching hitherward it is known before
              where they arrive they move
    belike some things I know not what/whatever, cannot hear them, cannot hear
    thrush now, I think we should slaughter them