Did You Know Washington DC Has a Professional Soccer Team?

It's true, and fuck-me-jig, in news I just heard that I shouldn't be celebrating yet as a done deal, I can't explain to you how much I knew I needed but had no idea how much how much this completely unexpected and cathartic KABOOM OF JOY! would joy me.

Yes, I know I'll pay for this. And I just noticed Benny's wearing a Gax shirt when he's interviewed post-game; I wonder whom he swapped with.